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me in the morning: i am so tired and exhausted, i can’t do today, this is too much…
me at 5:25 am the night before:
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I now drive a mustang convertible 😂😄😄😄
buy me things and I’ll send you pics of me using them
i.e. an apartment, a washer and dryer, dildos, or a toaster
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