pettywoman:

When you’re busy disassociating in public, but someone calls your name:

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phaggod:

me in the morning: i am so tired and exhausted, i can’t do today, this is too much…

me at 5:25 am the night before: 

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nanner:
“ Whoever is running her social media needs a fat fucking raise and possibly a parade.
” nanner:
“ Whoever is running her social media needs a fat fucking raise and possibly a parade.
”
teamwaffle-o:
“ #WasteHisTime2016 👋👋👋
”

teamwaffle-o:

#WasteHisTime2016 👋👋👋

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I now drive a mustang convertible 😂😄😄😄

brutalities:

buy me things and I’ll send you pics of me using them

i.e. an apartment, a washer and dryer, dildos, or a toaster

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stavvers:

what do you want to be when you grow up

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